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While at Panera yesterday getting soup…

Random man: excuse me I don’t mean to be creepy but what fragrance are you wearing?
Me: are you kidding me?
Random man: Seriously, my wife would love this fragrance…what is it?
Me: ummm…Vicks vapor rub. 
*blank stare from random man*
And I walked away…

12 notes3.245:05 PM
#mmmm dat rub!
  1. socaliente said: I have had that happen to me too!!! Well, not with Vicks but just “my wife would love it”. Uhmmmmm
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